1. Got Bricked Up Next To The Meat Grinder Bye Bye Pee Pee
2. Desensitized To The Sound Of Anal Leakage
3. It's Four Loko Friday And I Have A Gun
4. The Government Wants You To Forget About Lady Gaga's Meat Dress And All Those People She Killed To Obtain It
5. Some Use Lotion I Use Grip Chalk
6. This Police Officer Pressin' Me About Leaving My Baby In A Hot Car Like Damn Chill It Litteraly Told Me It Wanted That
7. Lay You Out Like A Fucking Welcome Mat And I'd Say Something Quirky Like Welcome To Hell Bitch Or Something Like That Honestly I'm Still Working On The Details
8. When I'm Happy I Say Bitches Love My Mustache When I'm Sad I Say This Time I'm Really Gonna Do It
9. My Wood Chipper Preforms Classy Abortions
