01. I swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time (12:20)
02. The Slang Word P(*)ssy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina . Do You Agree? (13:51)
03. That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control ... (10:30)
04. BuyPoloDisorder's Daughter Wears A 3000® Shirt Embroidered (13:06)
05. Ninety Three 'Til Infinity And Beyonce (03:50)
06. Ghandi, Dalai Lama, Your Lord & Savior J.C. / Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, And John Wayne Gacy (10:15)
07. Ants To You, Gods To Who ? (06:43)
08. Dreams Once Buried Beneath The Dungeon Floor Slowly Sprout Into Undying Gardens (17:12)